Apparently, I have also completely retooled my field of study, areas of competency and professional expertise and interests. Because the 98 papers I may have written* have titles like:
(Both images will enlarge upon clicking for your absurdist enjoyment.)
In a certain way, this utter failure makes the site a little less creepy than I previously thought because it means that even if it's meant to monitor my every move (and I did have to re-write this sentence three times to avoid using a locution that would have attributed sentience, thought, agency or motivation to a web site) it's not doing a very good job of it. These aren't even papers that my homophone would have written.
*May have written?! Is this the academia.edu equivalent of Schroedinger's cat?